Big news! The ratings are in and the guys announce 39 consecutive leading "books" at WJFK. Allen Leinwan stops by the studio to offer gifts of appreciation to the ENTIRE gang -- cash money. Don and Mike award theirs to two local callers in appreciation. After a brief trip through the new sound effects library, Don tries to get management/Ken Stevens to explain why Opie and Anthony have not been told to apologize to D&M for playing audio from D&M's show on the air. Next, a wonderful weekend tale from Don about the dullards at Best Buy and his brilliant son Bart. Mike has a cautionary tale about his sensitive nipples and the importance of tending to them before they bleed. "It's not cancer!"