Temptation Island has ended, and the guys agree that the series, which started out with great promise, was a total dud. But Don has discovered a new show on HBO about sex, oral sex, and sexual deviance. What follows is a LONG discussion about self-pleasure techniques and preferences. Breaking news: we have a winner in the Secret Song contest! Then the guys place a call to a guy who calls himself Jesus and runs a website, jesus.com, where he invites women to shower naked with him. He's a loser, but the questions D&M ask him ("Do you get the shakes when you drive past Home Depot?") are pretty damn funny.