The vacation countdown clock is winding down, and the gang has a serious case of PVS (pre-vacation syndrome). Don reads a Penthouse Forum letter ("Oh my god. GAY!") and a list of things that make men think about sex (e.g., whipped cream, visible panty lines, Post-It notes, facial moles, etc.). Staying on the theme of turn-ons and turn-offs, the guys place a call to a very disturbed guy in Maine who describes himself as a "zoophile." Animal lovers will want to skip ahead to the 2:05 mark. Don is eager to blow out the prize closet before vacation, so he challenges callers to a rousing game of "Stump the Stoop" with 1980s tunes. What does it say about me that I knew every one of them?
continues the discussion on bestiality from the day before.