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Mon Dec 3, 2001: Mr. Barney
"Mark Your Calendars: in 18 months--we're gone!"  A falling out with Osama Ken Stevens over not going on in Philadelphia, and a promise that they will not re-sign with Infinity when their contracts come up
Don is asked to be on the advisory committee of some new animated children's show
The Most Powerful Woman in Sports crows about beating Don in picking the games
Don sees Tim Stickney from One Life to Live
Where Are You? game
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Tues Dec 4, 2001:  *Belch* 'n Whatnot
OJ is busted again recap
Brit'ny Spears's birthday party stripper recap
Jack Diamond's website family photos
Another dick caller
Highway Love Connection
Moose-turd straw
Mystery Guest (Joe Montana)
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Wed Dec 5, 2001:  The Best Ornaments Ever
Mike moves in to Don's apartment building
Advice from Talkers Magazine on how to exploit 9/11
Boobs for Benz contest
The new XBOX and NFL Fever game
Craig Wilson (telecommuting)
Music awards show tapes
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Thurs Dec 6, 2001:  Happy Anniversary *duck quack*
Bowling with the worst hustlers in town
Feeding lies to a newspaper reporter
Big Don O'Brien gets a gig in Baldy-more
The cheap-o station Christmas-party fiasco
Announcing the winner of the Boobs for Benz contest
D.N. doesn't like being called D.N.
Phoner with Alex Carroll about his book on how to beat a speeding ticket
Fight with a lawyer about the speeding ticket advice
Early WAVA-era tapes
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Fri Dec 7, 2001:  Heh heh heh--I Don't Remember
Introducing the Pat Summerall 8-ball
The latest Geraldo Rivera special 
Santa, I want the Pink Puzzy Princess
The Day Reagan, or Lincoln, Was Shot ad for Showtime
Phoner with WWE rassler Lita
LBJ (Ray Romano and Brad Garrett)
Pick the Pros with Chris Collinsworth
Meet Robert the Angry Mailman, reviewing movies with Charlie Stossel
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Mon Dec 10, 2001:  Jews Win!  Jews Win!  The Hebrews Win!!!
Disappointed with Oceans 11
Mike's Xmas gift is 6 more months of marriage
The absolute, we mean it this time, no shit, this is it, final going-away party for the Brits
Don's drunk trip home
Hanukkah stuff with Michael Hoffman
Bizarre sex fetish list continues
Timmy O. Makes the Call for You
Robbay Dials for Transvestites
Dan Snyder (Mike) recaps the NFL weekend
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Tues Dec 11, 2001: Ron and Fez Saw that Amtrak Guy Last Night
Don walks in on the Amtrak employee getting a blowjob again
Talking Miss Bobbie into going to the Xmas party
Holiday tipping is too goddamn complicated
Karen Carpenter mini-tribute
Phoner with Leah Remini
Arnold Schwartzenegger (Mike) discusses his broken ribs
Don and Mike's Xmas Miracle (followups for wacking story files)
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Wed Dec 12, 2001:  Bombers We Have Heard on High, Tell Us To Make Others Die
Robb and Lisa went to have photos taken with Santa
V back in-studio to show off her tits
Kathy C Gifford whores 9/11
Craig Wilson (Auctions)
Ramadan songs
Stump the Stupe (70s)
[missing]
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Thurs Dec 13, 2001:  Christmas Spectacular
Beatles Xmas greetings
Gift exchange
Caroling with Dennis Murphy, Mista 40, Grady Smokes, Tom Gavin, Cheryl the Big Dyke and some guy who went to high school with Robb
Charly Stuangstabalac turns 61
The Hamburger James story
Charlie Stossel and Robert the Angry Mailman
Pick the Pros with Dick Stockton
Lay King interviews Santa Claus tapes
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Fri Dec 14, 2001:  Key Party
DC Ratings are in -- 11th place to 2nd place
Worst station Xmas party ever
Avoiding Osama Ken Laden
Mike's separate Christmas vacation
Mercedes Benz giveaway
The rest of the show is reruns:
- People are afraid because we're fighting with Ken
- Phoner with Max Baer Jr (Charly Stuangstabalac)
- Phone scan
- Who's peeing all over the bathroom floor?