======================================================= Mon Jan 7, 2002: Let Me Read that Backwards Buried under a trace amount of snow Brett Farve gave the Giants get their record-breaking sack WNEW ratings suck Sex in the City recap Don sings "My Two Dicks" Mike can't complete while he's taking Paxil, but Laura thinks it might have been the best ever Star Wars geeks get in line 5 months early The WNEW ratings *really* suck Dumbass caller parade ======================================================= Tues Jan 8, 2002: Elvis Birthday Show Paxil is f'ing up Mike's sex life Mike moves in to his apartment Don falls asleep at The Royal Tannenbaums Don and Freda double-date with Bart and his g/f No longer on in St. Louis Joe Piscopo Phone scan, Gladys Kravitz calls Elvis birthday show ======================================================= Wed Jan 9, 2002: Give Em the Stink-Face, Tugboat Joe Ardinger is told to run tape on the various weather forecasters Star Wars geeks say hi to D&M on The Today Show Robb and Lisa's night of pro-rassling Morning DJ Scott Ferrell has the hots for Lisa Negotiating with Glen the Janitor to be slapped by Johnny Phoner with the Star Wars geeks Trolling for the slap-off Phone scan Craig Wilson (College football bowl games) Wife Juanita (Don) discusses her divorce from Michael Jordan Phone scan ======================================================= Thurs Jan 10, 2002: Now I Have a Machine Gun Ho Ho Ho Don's DJ friend Baba Lou passes away; Freda doesn't want to be awoken with the news The Gutterballs are beaten by the firefighters DC weather forecasters cover their ass over missing the ice storm Anus in the morning is packing a gun Morning DJ Scott Ferrell meets Lisa Herndon Glen the Janitor in-studio to be slapped, tied to a chair and abandoned in an elevator Michael Jackson (Mike) discusses his tv award ======================================================= Fri Jan 11, 2002: Lawsy, Lawsy Buzz almost collides with Mike in the parking lot Don watches Smackdown--loves it Survivor recap Negotiating bowling against One Life to Live LBJ (Michael Jordan) Pick the Pros with Jerry Glanville Charlie Stossel and Robert the Angry Mailman ======================================================= Mon Jan 14, 2002: Have I Told You You're My Favorite? Marty Schottenheimer gets run as head coach of the 'Skins Bart kills Don at basketball, a dog trainer goes to Don's house, makes a videotape Mike's scary meeting with Louis the retard at a Crap gig Leah Remini phoner, on the cover of Stuff magazine Dude Walker cuts rejoiners People's Choice Awards recap* Don's Packer supersititions George W Bush (Mike) talks about gagging on a pretzel ------------------------- *Source for the Reba McIntyre drop-in, "Have I Told You You're My Favorite?" ======================================================= Tues Jan 15, 2002: We Wanna Talk About Us Midday ratings are in Regis (Mike) invites the Star Wars geeks onto Regis and Kelly The dog training video actually works Don loves Toby Keith's "I Want To Talk About Me" Mike's can't find his driver's license The debut of Toodle-oo, ass! Frank Gifford (Don) and Howard Cosell (Mike) discuss the book Monday Night Mayhem ======================================================= Wed Jan 16, 2002: Can't We Talk About Me Don is interviewed about Toby Keith's "I Wanna Talk About Me?" Eliot in the Morning is a douche Packer passion in Don's family Phone scan Craig Wilson Mr 40 and Robert Mailman in-studio, pimping a bowling match What My Wife Doesn't Know Won't Hurt Me ======================================================= Thurs Jan 17, 2002: I Don't See You in Coffee The Fighting Gutterballs get their asses kicked by Mr 40 and Robert Mailman Post article about "I Wanna Talk About Me" Teasing the RV trip to pass out free money for the ratings A review of the old Women Ratings list Article about that douche Matt LeBlanc, who plays Joey on Friends Make Us Laugh Phone scan Condolences to Wendy's on Dave Thomas's Passing game Las Vegas Style Show request letters ======================================================= Fri Jan 18, 2002: Nit-Pick Friday The bullshit weather forecasts Prize winner nearly gets screwed on his Mercedes-Benz Rudy Martzke will no longer be on the show Carping about Rush Limbaugh's hearing More on the MB controversy Earthdog Brother Jim reminisces about the Packers, ya More carping about Rush Limbaugh's hearing More on the bullshit weather forecasts with weather-guy Tom Sater LBJ (Jesse Ventura) Pick the Pros with Joe Theismann* Charlie Stossel and Robert the Angry Mailman review movies * Source for "Don, Mike--both of you--Idiots!!!" ======================================================= Mon Jan 21, 2002: Martin Luther King Day ======================================================= Tues Jan 22, 2002: Paxil Makes Everything Worse Don is late--at a meeting Mike transitions from Paxil to Celexa Leah Remini on the Golden Globes Don jinxes the Packers by wearing the wrong clothes More carping about Rush Limbaugh's hearing Las Vegas Style Show request letters Golden Globe Recap Phone scan Rush Limbaugh (Mike) in-studio Weather-guy Tom Sater ======================================================= Wed Jan 23, 2002: Lisa's Pink Dil Mike Tyson rave-out Traveling to New York / Mike drives on the sidewalk Lisa gets searched at the airport What the hell is a dirty martini? Paula Poundstone interview tapes Craig Wilson Charlie and Grampa from Willy Wonka Michael Jordon article and counselling session ======================================================= Thurs Jan 24, 2002: Do You Have Craig Wilson's Rectum? The CF that was bowling at the Port Authority against the Cosells Rosie O'Donnell's athlete's nose Ready for Little A--hole to get the hell out of the house Match Game 2002 Mike Tyson (Mike) in-studio ======================================================= Fri Jan 25, 2002: We Were Very Angry Then Reminiscing about pranks and spying at WAVA Playboy rep Laura in-studio to hump "Who Wants To Be a Playboy Model?" LBJ (James Garner) Pick the Pros with Boomer Esiason Porn Star or My Little Pony character game Las Vegas Style Show request letters Phone scan ======================================================= Mon Jan 28, 2002: Brainwich Tom Gavin brings in Christmas gifts Little A-hole (Bart) makes a mess of the truck, Don goes to an art lecture Olympic skater Michael Weiss in-studio Pimping for the Las Vegas Style Show A lack of publicity in Austin, TX Oxbig & Litoris (pig-brain sandwich) ======================================================= Tues Jan 29, 2002: TAC (The Anal Channel) Don sees the nude photos of his former neighbor Sarah--in a bathroom of an art gallery The winner of the LVSS is kept on the down-low Musical genius Brian Wilson's new album A pornographer and Timmy the Nigerian Nightmare in-studio to pimp a new nightclub Phoner with a Mennanite woman who made a video for exotic dancing Troops stationed in the middle east can't watch The Sopranos Dress rehearsal for the State of the Union with Bush (Mike) ======================================================= Wed Jan 30, 2002: The Password is ---- "Dumbass" The State of the Show speech Dumbass Noel Bush gets busted for phoning in a fake prescription Naked Password ======================================================= Thurs Jan 31, 2002: Jack Diamond is a Hamhock Mike has the day off The Fighting Gutterballs lose big-time 8 Simple Rules for attending Don's Super Bowl Party Euphamisms for chaulking your belly Who Do You Know? Phoner with Fox Sports's James Brown Who Do You Know continues ======================================================= Fri Feb 1, 2002: State of Their Nuts Address Don is late due to a meeting Mike's wife's marriage counsellor refers her to a divorce lawyer First call for the crying guy(?) LBJ (Bob Barker) Robert the Angry Mailman in-studio while they burn time waiting for Stossel Charlie Stossel ======================================================= Mon Feb 4, 2002: I See You in Tea Las Vegas Style Show recap Super Bowl party recap Mystery Guest (Body by Jake) Don drinks his underwear tea Sad song dedications to Mike O'Meara Bono (Mike) in-studio ======================================================= Tues Feb 5, 2002: That's What Got Dr. Johnny Fever Canned in LA Picking over the details of the Booger-Eating contest Lisa and her cell-phone obsession Bri'ney Spears "Stinky & Pinky" on Oprah Rating women 2002 Helen Hunt has a forehead you could show drive-movies on ======================================================= Wed Feb 6, 2002: Lo-Jack in His Pants A letter from the lawyers about the booger eating contest Mike has a problem with the checker at the A&P The Top-5 women Best and worst NFL uniforms Pre-empted in SLO for water polo Craig Wilson Tim Stickney from One Life to Live in-studio Michael Jordon counselling Buzz Dials for Transvestites ======================================================= Thur Feb 7, 2002: Booger Eating Contest Bowling with One Life to Live recap Booger Eating Contest Tim Stickney and Teddy Sears from One Life to Live in-studio Mystery Guest (Robert Vaughn) Phone scan D&M fill out a Nielsen log Buzz is caught doing a crossword puzzle ======================================================= Fri Feb 8, 2002: Letting Down the Kids Talkers magazine columnist writes about D&M Playstation 2 game winner not satisfied--wants a Playstation 2 console Bet You Didn't Know That Playstation 2 destruction Doni's Record Bag (Brian Wilson raveout) LBJ (Arnold Schwarzenegger) ======================================================= Mon Feb 11, 2002: Flicked By a Scarf Don's weekend with Freda - dinner with Rue McLanahan - goofing with guests at a Valentiine's Day party Mike's lonely guy weekend at Les Misrables Robb's Caprice gets broken into at Union Station A tribute to Glenn Hoffman Pete Moss and Les Humid ======================================================= Tues Feb 12, 2002: I'm My Own Grandpa Paying off the bet at the gay bar recap Don is now a Grandfather Paying off the bet at Club Wet tapes The debut of Tobacco Road (vegetables) Joe Camel and Smoky Nicotine Dial for Transvestites ======================================================= Wed Feb 13, 2002: 10 Things I Hate About You Don is late arriving from a meeting Mike's estranged wife writes a list of things she hates about Mike Gordon Liddy's Cruise Craig Wilson (Valentine's Day) Feebed-out Brian Wilson tapes ======================================================= Thurs Feb 14, 2002: Backwards Newlywed Game Dennis Murphy arrives, dressed as cupid Bowling recap Valentine's day at Don's house Backwards Newlywed Game Mr. Skin's best Valentine's Day movies ======================================================= Fri Feb 15, 2002: Shake Yo Sacramento Booty Mike talks Don's ear off on the phone last night Don cracks Freda's safe on St. Valentine's night Buzz's suck-ass Valentine's night Mike scrapes his car in the parking garage by trying to avoid contact with Don's Escalade Canadian ice skating judgement scandal A plea for more white Americans in the NBA Hashing out the rules for Bra Bingo The Sacramento Dance LBJ (G. Gordon Liddy) ======================================================= Mon Feb 18, 2002: Presidents' Day Reruns ======================================================= Tues Feb 19, 2002: Why Try? CBS quits subscribing to Arbitron Why Try? featuring Doni's all-gay music-bag Phoner with Olympian Michael Weiss Trolling for Teat-Tac-Toe Going to the Denzel movie in the hood with Bart America's favorite tv star is--Drew Carey??? Some listener's sex letter to his girlfriend--maybe Hotline to the harmonizer: Satan discusses the Pope's recent exorcisms ======================================================= Wed Feb 20, 2002: Ordinary Guys with Nothing to Lose Problems with the opening Melting down about the mongolian CF that is Infinity Fights with callers Technical difficulties More fights with callers Jail mail Robb gives Happy Black History Month greetings to callers The official contest rules for Don & Mike's Teat, Tac and Toe Contest Craig Wilson (Less Is More) ======================================================= Thurs Feb 21, 2002: You Are So My Enemy Right Now Fights with callers Bowling recap, and Johnny Constantino's bowling technique The battle between Mike and Lisa Herndon Teat-Tac-Toe Buzz names as many black professionals as he can in 60 seconds Doni's record bag: terrible records from a "we'll buy your song!" scam ======================================================= Fri Feb 22, 2002: They're Octoroons, Says Robb's Chart Calling another station to find out WNEW's ratings (because Infinity won't pay) Who hasn't Lisa had sex with? Lay King tv profile Wild Bill wants advice on doing a radio show on antique restoration LBJ (Miss Cleo) Lisa and Trini discuss black men as lovers ======================================================= Mon Feb 25, 2002: A Long Way Since Ahab the Arab Don's skid-marked underwear is the subject of a discussion at the neighborhood hen party Bart was in a car wreck Mike is bummed that hardly anyone comes to see his band Ray Stevens sends Don his new record: Osama Yo Mama A list of great aphrodisiacs Celebrating Black History Month with Charly Stuangstabalac Walmart PA phone game ======================================================= Tues Feb 26, 2002: Stupid White Man Mike hires a personal trainer again Pimping the Redneck Olympics Speculating on Jennifer Lopez's boobs The dangers of having sex during pregnancy Don loves his Sprint mobile phone Comedian Howard G. in-studio Phoner with epic douche-nozzle Michael Moore Rating women ======================================================= Wed Feb 27, 2002: As Purty As Your Cousin On Y'All's Weddin' Day Teasing the Redneck Olympics Rating women Craig Wilson (reader mail) Redneck Olympics - Tobaccy spit - Hubcap throw - Truck inspection - Smell, mullet and other in-studio criteria ======================================================= Thurs Feb 28, 2002: Thin the Herd! A courier with legal documents for Mike arrives late Robert the Angry-Mailman in-studio with gifts, demanding money Riding around town in the RV to give away money ======================================================= Fri Mar 1, 2002: Reruns A scheduled day off. ======================================================= Mon Mar 4, 2002: Foul, Fetid, Filthy Philadelphia Debut at WYSP in Phlly Fights with callers * my tape is very short, I don't have much of this show. ======================================================= Tues Mar 5, 2002: Tough SheMale Challenge Calls of support for going on in Philly Freda wants to add a wing to the house for the in-laws Kathy C Gifford update Larry Michael in-studio to hump his new project--(tough-woman challenge) An ad for an attack vehicle Pimping for the Whatcha Got Up There? contest Jail mail from "Donna-Dawn" the T/S self-mutilating prisoner ======================================================= Wed Mar 6, 2002: Brown Like a Spring Dingleberry What's going on behind the scenes between D&M and O&A Why do you get your jerk on with a condom? Fights with callers Craig Wilson (gray hair) Don loves The Osbornes Schwarzenegger/Shriver marriage article Arnold (Mike) in-studio ======================================================= Thurs Mar 7, 2002: I am Woman, Hear Me Roar D&M's power breakfast with HBO Bowling recap Transvestite mailbag *missing* Sexpert Doctor Leah News scan Marion Barry (Mike) in-studio *another short show because of my incomplete tape ======================================================= Fri Mar 8, 2002: You Guys Rock A visit from Danny, Don's drunk dwarf neighbor Don is F'd by his best friend, the TV: -Will & Grace sucks -CBS's WTC exploitation, hosted byy Bobby DeNiro -Andy Griffith in color Mike goes to see Othello The one-word-only story contest* John Norman dials for transvestites LBJ (Cousin Luigi) George in the hospital gets a lap dance Phone scan ======================================================= Mon Mar 11, 2002: Bobby McFerrin -- Never Forget Don passes out Not going to suck on the tit of 9/11 Mike loses his keys Buzz picks the wildcard for the NCAA bracket Trying to find an animal to pick the NCAA bracket Phoner with the host of The Amazing Race Phone scan Why the pay-cable Free Preview Weekend promotions are ripoffs Mike's high school friend Karen calls in Robb's unborn child (Don) answers all questions ======================================================= Tues Mar 12, 2002: Reruns Don is off with a Grade 2 concussion, Mike is dealing with legal stuff ======================================================= Wed Mar 13, 2002: I Don't Read Fan Sites, Movie Magazines--They're All Junk Internet site claims that Don has a grape-sized tumor on his brain An early plug for RadioGodsForum Monkey "Little Man" in-studio to pick the NCAA bracket Monkee Micheal Nesmith (Robb) stands-by to pick Don hits the ceiling in a "loaded weapon" scene from when he was a young DJ Phoner with Barry Williams (Greg Brady) about Celebrity Boxing Internet site now claims that Don is dead Craig Wilson (smarter kids) ======================================================= Thurs Mar 14, 2002: Joe Ardinger, D.A. Celebrity boxing recap Hashing out this year's Red Sox bet (ear piercing) What My Daddy Doesn't Know Won't Hurt Him ======================================================= Fri Mar 15: Rosie O'Donnell Blutarsky: Zero Point Zero Freda is in a down cycle of "we have nothing in common" Fight with a caller (claims to be a family attorney) Rosie O'Donnell comes out, but won't go away Phoner with Leah Remini (celebrity boxing, her place on the Rating Women scale) Rosie O'Donnell coming out tapes LBJ (Tony Soprano) ======================================================= Mon Mar 18, 2002 through Wed Mar 27, 2002: Reruns (Spring break) ======================================================= Thurs Mar 28, 2002: Bat Tat That fan website says Don died of a grape-sized tumor during vacation Freda and Don decide to take up golf together Don's vacation recap - problems with airport security and foot odor - Bart's suitcase and medication is lost - Don and Bart get tattooed for Bart's birthday Mike's lonely guy Florida vacation Craig Wilson (women's hats) Hotline to Heaven (Dudley Moore and Milton Berle) The D.O.T. story ======================================================= Fri Mar 29, 2002: Happy Days Newsmaker of the Week (Paula Poundstone) Fallout from the Doing Our Thing story More childhood gang stories: - starting a fire in a lot from shooting bottle rockets - screwing with the traffic lights LBJ (Dorothy Letterman) Phoner with Leah Remini (storyideas) ======================================================= Mon Ajdury 1, 2002: The Significant Other Show Freda, Marsha Burbank Carrie Spewack and Mike's bartender Cathy in-studio for April Fool's Day - Weekend recap: Don/Freda fight at a restaurant over food on his face - Mike's bar habits Mike and Laura are separated--had a great weekend A plea to citizens: riot responsibly Don sings a tribute to the dead Queen Mum Alan Leinwand in-studio for The Alan Show Gordon Liddy (Mike) announces his triumphant return to the WJFK midday spot ======================================================= Tues Ajdury 2, 2002: As Falls Wichita... Debut of the Celebrity Burp contest Joe Ardinger's Maryland NCAA national championship riot tapes Who's who in Animal House Phoner to the station in Wichita to find out why they're still on tape delay ======================================================= Wed Ajdury 3, 2002: Tighter Than a Crab's Asshole on a Hot Summer Night Calling other Wichita stations to shop The Show Stupid radio contest games Channel 7 reporter Dale Solly* in-studio for a story about people being more rude Where are all the busty asian women on TV? Dude Walker Says It For You Old DJ stories: tom catting with Dave Fox Craig Wilson (leaving home as a young man) Ask Your Mayor -- Marion Barry (Mike) takes phone calls * - Dale Solly died just a couple weeks after this ======================================================= Thurs Ajdury 4, 2002: Jew 2 Jew Bowling recap Name Game contest The inauguration of Jew 2 Jew (Ms. Mow It All) Listeners Dial for Transvestites ======================================================= Fri Ajdury 5, 2002: Can We Go Off the Clock? Newsmaker of the Week (Liza Minelli) Wearing clothes that are too young for you Fantasies of threesomes and The Concerned Therapist Jay Leno article Men's magazines you can't read in Afghanistan Make Us Laugh LBJ (Russell Crowe) ======================================================= Mon Ajdury 8, 2002: I Wanna Rock Live from WYSP in Philadelphia Good old Mapquest takes Don through the best parts of Philly Don and Freda walk out of Mama Mia Don's dog Rudy has the smallest testicles the vets ever saw Dinner at the russian restaurant How do blind people use an ATM? Mike takes his kids to an Oriole game Philly producer Spike's man-on-the-street tapes Dailing for transvestites ======================================================= Tues Ajdury 9, 2002: The All-Caller Show The All-Caller Show is mercifully shortened to the All-Caller Hour Jew 2 Jew (Bloomberg and NORML) Catholic to Catholic (Mothman) ======================================================= Wed Ajdury 10, 2002: Donaldo y Miguel Simultaneously translating the show into Spanish Mike's life is unravelling -- wants to do more in NYC Don Geronimo & Patrick Bateman The Smoking Gun guys in-studio Phone scan, fight with Lisa Craig Wilson ======================================================= Thurs Ajdury 11, 2002: Cell Phone Girl Bowling recap, Don makes out with a listener's mom Lisa is "Cell Phone Girl" and Mike is Drunk, Lonely Separated Man Freda busts Don on making out with the listener's mom Mike's late night out Listening to email Forgive Me game Mystery Guest (Bret Michaels from Poison) ======================================================= Fri Ajdury 12, 2002: Calling Stu Pidas-Sole Don meets up with Tom Bigbee Newsmaker of the Week (Ozzy Osborne) Don and Robb will be golfing together Drunk caller wants to talk up records Listening to email LBJ (Morgan Freeman) Stump the Stupe Reviewing the movies we haven't seen Listening to emails ======================================================= Mon Ajdury 15, 2002: I Can't Believe You're Saying This On the Radio Earthdog brother Jim's Penthouse Forum-like mail from an ex girlfriend Don begins golf lessons Joe on-the-street at the post office for tax day bullhorn train-wreckage Listening to email Robb loses is giant wallet in a NY cab Mike takes his younger daughter to a modern circus Can You Get To 10? (Samuel L. Jackson, Brad Garrett, Carrot Top, Al Roker and Craig Wilson) ======================================================= Tues Ajdury 16, 2002: Homemade Bikini Contest Don's golf lesson Six Feet Under recap Tax day on the news / is Gordon Peterson drunk? TV shows ranked by race Highway Love Connection Homemade Bikini Contest Mutt Lang's secret Listening to email ======================================================= Wed Ajdury 17, 2002: The Brothers are in Charge of Philadelphia Homemade bikini contest continues Don gets pitched to invest in Slam Ball Mike O'Meara is The Lonely Guy Where the hell is the Slam Ball article in SI? The Brothers are in charge of Philadelphia In-vitro interview with Baby Molly (Sarah Jessica Parker's) Suicidal asshat on the GW Bridge should JUMP Charly Stuangstabalac dials for transvestites Listening to email ====================================================== Thurs Ajdury 18, 2002: Hello, this is Scott Shannon Still pimping for the homemade bikini contest Don & Robb get to go to Memphis for a prize fight Old road stories: Don borrowing Mike's car while driving on a suspended license, checking on Oral Roberts, caving in the roof of a Pontiac Deborah Dean is stuck between floors in the elevator Where Are You? Scott Shannon air checks Computer email ======================================================= Fri Ajdury 19, 2002: The Tongue Boat to Tuna Town New York ratings are up Hate call from Philly Newsmaker of the Week (Mother Nature) Drunk Girl (April) calls in from SLO Listening to email Tawny Kitaen story from The Smoking Gun LBJ (Patrick Bateman) Reviewing Movies We Haven't Seen (Murder by Numbers, The Scorpion King) Listening to email Scott Shannon tapes ======================================================= Mon Ajdury 22, 2002: The Redskins' Draft Fiasco Don emcee's the Redskins' NFL draft Parade magazine article on Don Anus Mike spends the night asleep in his car Listening to email Tobacco Road (Aromatherapist) Philadelphia ratings are up Pimping for the Hotwire travel contest 800-Medical Information Line game ======================================================= Tues Ajdury 23, 2002: No More Stains Another visit from Danny the dwarf SNL special recap and pomposity Spiderman geek talk Listening to email Self-pleasuring I: wet vs. dry Self-pleasuring II: a whole new meaning to wet vs. dry The Pope (Don) berates a priest (Mike) about the sex scandal News scan The three words that strike fear into the hearts of mortal men (and women) ======================================================= Wed Ajdury 24, 2002: Cancer Ain't Enough Shooting dry controversy continues Don's earthdog brother Jim is the Candyman Craig Wilson Caller whose MIL has cancer wants a plane ticket to Peru Listening to Email Match Game 2002 Donny's Naked Cruelty (Heloise) ======================================================= Thurs Ajdury 25, 2002: Heloise's Hint--Eat Me Bowling recap Drunk slow guys on cell phones Donny's Naked Cruelty Heloise's triumphant return - will send D&M something hot, moist and brown Listening to email* Hotwire Travel Contest letters and winner ------------------------------------------------------------ * including an aborted message from Jason Hannah ======================================================= Fri Ajdury 26, 2002: Team Ennis Hate calls Newsmaker of the week (computer voice for the email reader) The Post article that pissed off O&A The Bachelor recap LBJ (Robert Blake) Don't fear the reaper ======================================================= Mon Ajdury 29, 2002: He's Got Radioactive Blood Tribute to the late Dale Solly Is he strong? Listen, Bud-- Pimping for What Would Your Dad or Mom Do... Where're Our Ratings Gifts? (-76 min) Phone scan Listening to email Alan brings in bonus money for the ratings ======================================================= Tues Ajdury 30, 2002: Here's My Confession--I have an N Sync Obsession! RGF's webmaster calls in Mike brings in the Dale Earnhardt bust Father Phil McKraken (some guy) professes his love of Justin Timberlake Callers with bad jokes - can sick kids be far behind? Phone scan Listening to email Phoner with Jay Leno, Kelsey Grammer and Bob Hope (Mike) Heloise arrives with 50 lbs of texas chili with jalapenos =======================================================