Don's been stricken with kidney stones, and is home in bed, leaving Mike in charge. It's a preview of the lineup that will become The Mike O'Meara Show in just a few years. Three words: Too. Much. Robb. Many, many callers offer their expertise and advice for passing kidney stones. Mike has a phoner with Vince McMahon about wrestling and the future of the XFL and Randy "Macho Man" Savage is in studio. In honor of Robb's birthday the week before, young sales executive Colin receives a "two-girl show." In what has to be the best spontaneous moment of the show, one of the Secret Sound contestants thinks he's calling in for the Secret *Song* contests and guesses "Love in an Elevator." LMAO
