It's Wednesday, the day before Thanksgiving, and Don is feeling both outraged and magnanimous -- outraged because it seems that the DC area decided to hit the road a day early resulting in massive traffic delays the afternoon before and magnanimous when he realizes that someone's idea of a "half-day" is to close the station at 2:30. Following a classic exchange between Program Director Geronimo and Darth Vader Ken Stevens, Don announces that everyone (except the sales team and Andy Rice) can leave at noon. Yay! Next, Don continues the list of deviant sexual practices he started reading the day before. Very disturbing! Buzz sums up the segment: "Either way, you're gonna need a tarp." Next, after reading Craig Wilson's Thanksgiving column, D&M have a phoner with the one and only John Madden, who loves it when the guys abuse Rudy Martzke. Mr. Skin joins the show to share his list of the Top 10 Actresses Who Should NOT be Nude. I, for one, will avoid the movie "Camilla."
