"Sex Education for Trainables" has to be one of the funniest
bits of 2004, and it's only January! That's how damn funny it
is. Sadly, I'm old enough to remember this type of sex ed
film from the 1960s and 1970s. Another highlight of the show
is the call to the very uptight lady who gives massages to
Regis Philbin; clearly she has never heard the show before!
In Pony News, Mike has managed to pick up "Hershey the Pony"
from rural Virginia and transport him back to Northern
Virginia without killing anyone (or Hershey). Let the
countdown to abandonment begin!