In this "Best of" edition:
* Trouble with the new microphone configuration (a great
showcase for Mr. O'Meara's ad lib skills)
* A visit to the late, great, Dick Van Patten's house in
Malibu with cameos from all the VPs and Farrah Fawcett,
and a brief tennis match with commentary by tennis pro
Vince Van Patten
* Phone scans -- two separate ones with the typical round
of toothless, horny guys and clueless, whorish gals
* LBJ with Bob Hope ("Yes, Sir!")
* All about Don's weekend: his crush on Robert DiNiro;
his plan to put a wall around America (guess I know who
is voting for Trump!)
