Leah Remeni calls the show for a chat. Don tells her about
giving Bart his entire paycheck from the work he just did on
The King of Queens since his report card was so good. Never
doubt his generosity regarding his son. As Halloween
approaches, it's time to find ladies to play Trick or Teat.
Buzz, we're going to need a lot of dildos. Call your people,
please. October 26th, 1999 - Who would you rather have an
affair with on that day: Robert Redford or Paul Newman? Don
and Mike call a hotel in Puerto Rico, the island that pays
no taxes, to book their celebrity fantasy package in which
the staff will treat you as if you are the celebrity of your
choosing. Will they just call Don Pretty Little Girl for the
weekend?
